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Um, ok, first, a few notes to kungfooqueen ♥:

1. Omg I am sorry this is so long! I don't know what happened. I know you don't have lots of time to sit around reading fic right now, so don't feel stressed like you have to, ok? OKAY!
2. I was pretty sure you liked H/D and S/R, so I thought the best bet might just be a combination! + toppy!Draco, which I normally don't do!

Title: The Little Firewhiskey That Could
Author: foreword
Disclaimer: Clearly this is not approved by JKR, as I have cleanly massacred canon.
Pairing: Sirius/Remus/Harry/Draco, established H/D, established S/R, visually H/D/H/D
Rating: Very much NC-17, thanks!
Summary: Harry wakes up to discover that Draco has prepared quite the birthday extravaganza.
Warnings: Questionable uses of alcohol and polyjuice!
A/N: A belated birthday present for kungfooqueen! ♥

Sirius is alive here. Basically this is incorporating all known canon except that pesky bit about the veil in book 5, okay? I would also ask you to overlook the fast development of H/D as they are hormonal teenagers living together, thanks.

Many thanks to the lovely incognito for the beta! ♥

( The Little Firewhiskey That Could )

Title: Protean
Author: foreword
Disclaimer: I claim nothing. Plz to be not suing. :D
Pairing: Draco/Hermione/Harry
Rating: R/NC-17
Summary: Hermione and Draco have matching coins. Harry takes his stalking to the next level. I fail at summaries.
Warnings: HBP spoilers
A/N: o_O

For inell ♥.

( Oh dear lord. )

Title: Opening Doors
Author: foreword
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Sirius/Harry/James
Disclaimer: I am definitely not JKR, and make no claim as to owning these fine young lads.
Warnings: chan, dub-con, incest, AU
Author's Notes: I wrote this for maeglinyedi for the 2006 sirry_slash exchange, and the reveals for it have more or less happened over the past week.

A million thanks again to Aspen for the awesome beta! *_*

( Opening Doors )

Title: Eyes Wide Open
Author: foreword
Disclaimer: Not mine. Though JKR should really get in on the femmeslash threesomes!
Pairing: Luna/Hermione/Pansy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: She wanted to tell Professor Trewlaney sometimes that she would know more from Hermione Granger's eyes than she'd ever learn from tea leaves.
A/N: For inell ♥, for the Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (with each other) Challenge. Thank you to My Number One Crush *_* for the wonderful beta. ♥

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( Eyes Wide Open )

Title: Chasing Thestrals
Author: foreword
Disclaimer: Even if this was mine, it would be rc's now. :x
Pairing: Ron/Harry, Luna/Harry, Luna/Ron/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: drunken groping, public sexual activities, half-clothed sex, threesome, mild bondage
Summary: Luna always seems to be elsewhere, but now she is all that is keeping him here.
A/N: For cork, a belated birthday present! Luna cures all angst with copious amounts of sex, apparently. :-?

Originally this ended in Harry/Ginny smut, but Ginny wasn't exactly chuffed about what else Harry got up to in this fic, so I took it out. If you want the H/G part, let me know and I'll email it to you! <3

( but what to do when you catch one? )

Title: Ton-Tonguing
Author: foreword
Disclaimer: Certainly don't think JK would be happy about this!
Pairing: Fred/Hermione/George
Rating: NC-17!
Summary: It's just Hermione's luck that the twins should find her alone here, mid-hunger strike in the midst of their midnight snack.
A/N: For darling Cassafrass, a belated birthday present! A million and one thanks to butterscotch for the jawesome last minute beta. :x

Incorporated a movie scene into book canon for purposes of threesome.

( The twins entered to a chorus of cheers, looking entirely too pleased with themselves and their matching vials of illegal potion. )

I know it looks like all I'm doing is writing fic. I swear it's not true.

But um.

More fic.

Title: Indecent Proposal
Author: foreword
Disclaimer: Pretty much this is not something JK Rowling would write. But I borrowed her characters for illicit purposes.
Warnings: mild bondage, orgasm denial, some voyeurism
Pairing: R/S/H/D
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Pretty much PWP, basically.
A/N: Thank you, cloudsurfing. ♥ :)

( Indecent Proposal )

Title: Golden Mean
Author: foreword
Disclaimer: Please to be not suing me. I make no claim over these lovely ladies.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Gabrielle/Ginny/Fleur
Warnings: incest, drunken horny Veela!sex, French accents, minor HBP spoilers :O
Summary: Ginny is initiated into the Delacour family.
A/N: Pretty much you would not want to read this if lunicanca and cursescar hadn't read it first. Betas that will read incestuous, drunken horny Veela sex are good betas indeed. :D ♥

LJ cut text from Shiny, by The Decemberists.

( ...in the after bars, think I was sullied by a dream. In the killing jar, you and me at war, at arms, all falling in embrace. )