foreword

So, my posts thus far on the mirror journals have been a little lacking in substance, just as much as my posts on LJ tend to be. I'm not really cross-posting anything from journal to journal, but I guarantee you are not missing much. I hope no one minds... I suspect that people with multiple journals will be relieved to not see the same lackluster one sentence entry from me repeatedly. :))

I just missed the merry_smutmas lottery sign-ups! :( But I suppose it's for the best. I've been trying to think of good requests all week and have come up with nothing. Also, I've been having trouble writing smut lately, and I don't know if it has to do with LJ or me, but it's really annoying. I was trying to write an AU piece for daily_deviant, and I just.. I don't know exactly. It was a Romilda Vane/Ginny Weasley bodyswitch fic, and after about 8 pages of weird Romilda/Blaise library smut and a Ginny/Romilda nearly non-con shower scene, I realized the fic was going to be about 30 pages long and that it wasn't going to be hot in the least bit. And then I suddenly just couldn't write any more.

It's sort of embarrassing, but I feel like I spent too much time writing it to just let it sit on my computer. So here, have a little weird library smut for your troubles. I'm cutting out the shower scene out because it almost squicked me and that's pretty hard to do. :/

( NC-17, Romilda's going to be his girl... )

This is a really sweet idea. MEMES ON IJ!!! HAPPINESS.

I suspect I have a crush on squeaky.

Title: Toad the Wet Sprocket
Author: foreword
Disclaimer: JKR owns. I play.
Pairing: Umbridge/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: bloodplay, D/s
Summary: Umbridge teaches Hermione a thing or two.
Author's notes: A million thanks to atrata for the wonderful beta and support!

For my darling cursescar ♥, as assigned to me for the girls_today Fall Femmeslash Fest.

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( Detention. )

Title: Penance
Author: foreword
Disclaimer: Certainly not mine.
Summary: Pansy lived rules that Ginny would never obey and she couldn't be pulled down with her, to plebeian life and sin. Pansy couldn't control anything about this, but Weasley couldn't win.
Warnings: AU, breathplay, dub-con, references to knifeplay, femmeslash, possible blasphemy.
Pairing: Pansy/Ginny, Pansy/Bellatrix
Rating: NC-17
A/N: Written For incognito! I hope you like it, love!

A million and one thanks to Aspen for the wonderful beta work. :x

( Penance )

Title: Kissing Hermione Granger
Author: foreword
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4808
Warnings: femslash, dubcon, questionable use of Polyjuice potion (and daydream charms), student/teacher, riding crop, voyeurism, humiliation, some het... feels like there should be other warnings.
Pairing: Lavender/Hermione, Snape/Lavender, Ron/Lavender
Summary: Lavender's fantasies lead her into something completely unexpected.
A/N: Written for hpvalensmut, for iamstillthemoon. Thank you to Atra for helping me get this going. It ended up an entirely different fic than it started, and for that I am grateful. A lot of this was written using a tape recorder. I don't know if anyone will care, but I found it interesting.

( Kissing Hermione Granger )

I fail at posting fic.

Here is my hpvalensmut fic!

Title: Coming First
Author: foreword
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 1410
Disclaimer: So very much not mine!
Warnings: femmeslash, allusions to character death, insanity, and voyeurism, prison sex
Pairings: Pansy/Hermione, reference to Pansy/Draco.
Summary: Granger never came in second.
Author's Note: Written for the brilliant furiosity! Thanks to Aspen and kethlenda for the wonderful betas!

( Coming First )

Title: Amortentia
Author: foreword
Rating: R
Pairing: Pansy/Hermione
Disclaimer: JKR creates and I mooch.
Warning: Some HBP included. :)
Summary: For once in her life, Hermione doesn't understand.
A/N: A second gratification for moriath's request in hp_slashfantasy.

Thank you to cloudsurfing and lunicanca for the excellent beta-ing. :)

( Hermione hated lying to Harry. )

Um, ok, first, a few notes to kungfooqueen ♥:

1. Omg I am sorry this is so long! I don't know what happened. I know you don't have lots of time to sit around reading fic right now, so don't feel stressed like you have to, ok? OKAY!
2. I was pretty sure you liked H/D and S/R, so I thought the best bet might just be a combination! + toppy!Draco, which I normally don't do!

Title: The Little Firewhiskey That Could
Author: foreword
Disclaimer: Clearly this is not approved by JKR, as I have cleanly massacred canon.
Pairing: Sirius/Remus/Harry/Draco, established H/D, established S/R, visually H/D/H/D
Rating: Very much NC-17, thanks!
Summary: Harry wakes up to discover that Draco has prepared quite the birthday extravaganza.
Warnings: Questionable uses of alcohol and polyjuice!
A/N: A belated birthday present for kungfooqueen! ♥

Sirius is alive here. Basically this is incorporating all known canon except that pesky bit about the veil in book 5, okay? I would also ask you to overlook the fast development of H/D as they are hormonal teenagers living together, thanks.

Many thanks to the lovely incognito for the beta! ♥

( The Little Firewhiskey That Could )

Title: Protean
Author: foreword
Disclaimer: I claim nothing. Plz to be not suing. :D
Pairing: Draco/Hermione/Harry
Rating: R/NC-17
Summary: Hermione and Draco have matching coins. Harry takes his stalking to the next level. I fail at summaries.
Warnings: HBP spoilers
A/N: o_O

For inell ♥.

( Oh dear lord. )

Title: Opening Doors
Author: foreword
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Sirius/Harry/James
Disclaimer: I am definitely not JKR, and make no claim as to owning these fine young lads.
Warnings: chan, dub-con, incest, AU
Author's Notes: I wrote this for maeglinyedi for the 2006 sirry_slash exchange, and the reveals for it have more or less happened over the past week.

A million thanks again to Aspen for the awesome beta! *_*

( Opening Doors )

Title: Eyes Wide Open
Author: foreword
Disclaimer: Not mine. Though JKR should really get in on the femmeslash threesomes!
Pairing: Luna/Hermione/Pansy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: She wanted to tell Professor Trewlaney sometimes that she would know more from Hermione Granger's eyes than she'd ever learn from tea leaves.
A/N: For inell ♥, for the Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (with each other) Challenge. Thank you to My Number One Crush *_* for the wonderful beta. ♥

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( Eyes Wide Open )

Title: Chasing Thestrals
Author: foreword
Disclaimer: Even if this was mine, it would be rc's now. :x
Pairing: Ron/Harry, Luna/Harry, Luna/Ron/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: drunken groping, public sexual activities, half-clothed sex, threesome, mild bondage
Summary: Luna always seems to be elsewhere, but now she is all that is keeping him here.
A/N: For cork, a belated birthday present! Luna cures all angst with copious amounts of sex, apparently. :-?

Originally this ended in Harry/Ginny smut, but Ginny wasn't exactly chuffed about what else Harry got up to in this fic, so I took it out. If you want the H/G part, let me know and I'll email it to you! <3

( but what to do when you catch one? )

Title: Venom-Stained Pages
Author: foreword
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Tom/Ginny, Ron/Ginny
Summary: She never trusts that dreams aren't reality, anymore.
Warnings: This story contains sexual activity between minors, as well as dubious consent and incest.
Author's notes: Written for freckles42 for Smutty Claus.

( Venom-Stained Pages )

Title: It Always Started with a Question
Author:foreword
Rating: NC-17
Pairings/Characters: Ron/Rita, references to Ron/Lavender, Ron/Hermione and inferred admiration for Rosmerta on Ron's part.
Warnings: outdoor sex, games, Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, standing sex, exhibitionism, half-clothed sex, cross-gen (43 and 16), manipulation... er.... cheating, sort of?
Length: 2,225 words
Summary: Ron and Rita have an arrangement. Loosely set during HBP.
Author notes: Oh, gosh. I really love Ron and I hardly ever get the chance to write him. I thought, for this, it would be fun to have a little fun with a play on one of the Ron stereotypes – the horrible temper and/or excessive cursing. I am also now wondering if this is an actual stereotype, or if it just happens to appear in the Ron fics I tend to read. :">

Also, I like to think of that last witness to their affair as an unfortunate Draco, accidentally catching an eyeful after finishing up some dirty business with Madam Rosmerta.

Disclaimer: All sexual activity portrayed in this fic is between two consenting adults who are at least 18 years of age. I do not own any of the characters.
( It Always Started With A Question )

Title: Peeping Pensieves
Author: foreword
Disclaimer: I don't own anything HP-related. :(
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s) : Harry/Luna, Hermione/Draco
Warnings: cross-dressing, pegging, voyeurism, spanking
Author's notes: Written for marksykins, for smutty_claus. Thank you to cursescar for the beta and starrysummer and goldie for the help and encouragement.

( Peeping Pensieves )

Title: One Last Lazy Summer
Author: foreword
Disclaimer: JKR owns, I play.
Pairing: Ron/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ron never knew what to expect with Luna, never knew why she stopped or started and where her thoughts would lead her next.
A/N: I have no idea where this came from, except I wanted to write more het. And there should be more R/L.

( One Last Lazy Summer )

Title: Jiggery-Pokery
Author: foreword
Disclaimer: Characters and world property of JKR! I am just playing with them. :))
Pairing: Harry/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Summary:Harry's last summer at the Burrow is, without question, his favourite. This is a total PWP. Don't say I didn't warn you.
A/N: This is for cork *_*. I'm sure many of you are familiar with her incredible Harry/Ginny pieces. Can't really express how hot/gorgeous/awesome her art is. skaksjf probably doing it an injustice. But here is Harry/Ginny, for you. ♥

Thank you to bentley for the awesome beta and incognito for the wonderful feedback and love! *_*

( hanky panky )

Title: Two Can Play That Game
Author: foreword
Disclaimer: Not mine! Not even in the not mine sense!
Summary: Prequel to the incomparable Game On.
There were rules to this sort of thing, and she'd just about broken them all.
Rating: Very Much NC-17!
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Warnings: Humiliation, sex toys, mild bondage, dirty talk, object insertion, filthiest thing I've written yet.
A/N: A million and one thanks to Aspen the Amazing, for the awesome beta and for her blessing. This is for you. ♥ May the universe of Draco and Hermione out-kinking each other live on forever.

( Granger was furious. )

Title: The Gift of a Promise
Author: foreword
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
Author's Notes: I completely forgot about this fic. I wrote it for the Draco/Hermione holiday fic exchange, and never posted it after the reveal. This was kind of a strange fic for me, because I was given a fairly fluffy prompt, which is really the biggest thing I can't do with Draco/Hermione. So I... tweaked it a little bit.
Challenge:
1. Gifts
2. Moonlight stroll/dance
3. 7th Year or Post Hogwarts
Warnings: spanking, shower smut, D/s
Summary: An odd little 7th year PWP; HBP canon neither included nor entirely dismissed.

( The Leaving Ball was the best opportunity they'd had in weeks... )